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 THE PATH AHEAD FOR SINGAPORE…COLONIZATION AND MONKEY BEHAVIOUR


Shreya Nishanth, CNA

Unable to speak? The delegate of the member of parliament of the worker’s party seems to be having some technical difficulties. The delegate was unable to talk about the need for borrowing from other countries in order to aid the thriving medical sector of Singapore during the COVID-19 pandemic. However, there is some confusion among delegate and chairs as this delegate wishes to “tap into Singapore’s reserves” as well as “borrow from other countries”. So far, the delegate of prime minister seems to believe the lack of medical tourism inflow into Singapore during the pandemic could be a window into introducing more technological advances, such as virtual consultations. Furthermore, the delegate of the trade minister believes Singapore has enough resources in its reserve to fund its medical sector during this time. This statement has been backed by the delegate of the workers party MP. The end of the moderated caucus has been marked by the introduction of an unmoderated caucus, which the chairs believe will encourage more participation within the committee, as the delegates have shown little team work and enthusiasm so far. Finally and ironically, the chairs had decided to “colonise Brexit” to allow the delegates to discuss amongst themselves. Quoting the chair, they “did waste a lot of time doing nonsense.” To contact the chairs, feel free to “scream bananas”…


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